Blonde with a hot iron

A young man comes home from the office and finds his blonde bride sobbing uncontrollably. ”What’s wrong?” he asks.
”I feel awful,” she cried. “While I was pressing your suit, I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
“Don’t worry about it,” consoled the husband. “Remember that I have an extra pair of pants for that suit.”
“Yes, and it’s a damn good thing you do, too,” she replied, drying her eyes. “I used them to patch the hole.”