Blonde one liners

Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?Because the box said 4 to 6 years.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?Gifted.
A blonde looked at her drivers license and got depressed when she saw that she got an “F” in sex.
How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?She’s the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

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